Balinese cigarettes aren’t doing a very good job with the non smoking ads, that guy looks cool af
Just another functional alcoholic
what a coincidence

Rave of Thrones was absolutely mental.

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poem of the evening by Sergei Fridman


My mate met someone in belgium who used to work at a bank in the US. One day the vault was just left open, so he grabbed watches and cash and just fuckin ran. Like, it was just a normal day at work and he grabbed MILLIONS in watches, cash, diamonds, etc. 

He fled to switzerland and put it in the bank, and got arrested. After 10 in jail, he got out and got his booty. Now he can’t sell it and just has mounds of rolexes and shit.

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i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

Fuck youuuuuuu, Sir Mix-A-Lot is iconic. First of all, it’s actually called Baby Got Back. Secondly, it’s fucking flawless. Thirdly, musically, Anaconda is pretty banal at best.

Dude, that’s not the point.
The point is, the first song is about a man’s attraction to butts, which is a pretty mild objectification and not really bad at all. But while this is seen an incredibly successful and well-known song, Nicki Minaj’s song about her own butt is seen as her being up herself and being a slut.
I’ll let you determine the implications of that double-standard.

Baby Got Back ain’t objectifying shit.

So Cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain’t it, Miss Thing!”

Honesty and personal preference. Honesty and personal preference. Yeah alright he raps about how he and his mates love girls with big butts. But the intro is so underrated.

"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She’s just so … black!”

Dude likes butts, so sue him. He also rapped about body image shit and racial discrimination (well took the piss out of it). Nobody mentions that…

Also, I haven’t heard anyone bitching about the Minaj video, it’s pretty tame really. Wow, banana.

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