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watsonsstripeyjumper:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

I wasn’t looking properly and i thought it said hit the dick

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gatheringbones: cyprith: d0z0: the-tabularium: justalittlelaugh: tribalvoices: s-un-rise: wait omg this is amazing  wait what does this symbol stand for :$ ^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood SWEET SKIES ABOVE If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy. Oh, it’s even smeared./Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.   I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE? IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing 

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE

If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.  

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mermaidpirate:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?

sorry. BIG hill

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May 24, 2013
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anglosexual:

chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

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May 24, 2013
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lemiel14n3:

The eternal question of GW2.  ”how the hell am I supposed to get up there?”

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May 24, 2013
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the-dangerous-stranger: My Tumblr Crushes:teaandbickiesshaneanigunslecterholichannigramlecterfootloosefloydthequadraticequationreganoftyriaserialjapistshardainLove you guys! I’m unreasonably flattered

the-dangerous-stranger:

My Tumblr Crushes:
  1. teaandbickies
  2. shaneaniguns
  3. lecterholic
  4. hannigramlecter
  5. footloosefloyd
  6. thequadraticequation
  7. reganoftyria
  8. serialjapist
  9. shardain

Love you guys!

I’m unreasonably flattered

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May 24, 2013
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hectordixon:

footloosefloyd reblogged your photoset: BBC Sherlock Business Cards | click for…

aNdersOn NO lawd

ehehehehe

Amazing

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May 24, 2013
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erinchu:

wasonlydreaming:

wasonlydreaming:

all girls should start calling their boobs their breast friends

Why this didn’t get notes 

is the best joke ever

Get out

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May 24, 2013
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ethicalbutchering:

god i love this because like you can tell when the writers were writing these lines they were meant to be like dark sarcastic and witty but hugh dancy plays it SO COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY like the way he delivers these lines makes will sound like he’s just desperately trying to be funny and make jokes to put people at ease but he’s so shaky and twitchy that it just makes everyone around him VISIBLY MORE ON EDGE like it’s completely unthreatening and not at all biting you’re just kind of like william what the HELL don’t SAY things like that it’s WEIRD and i fucking love that because it’s so much truer to life!!! things sound way better in your head!!! hugh fancy you’re ok you’re ok in my book hugh fancy

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juliameer: sometimes, the comments are better than the posts! :D

juliameer:

sometimes, the comments are better than the posts! :D

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May 24, 2013
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timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

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May 24, 2013

Anonymous asked: what's your girlfriend's name??

Georgi, and she is incredible

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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

squidnship:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.

we’d arrange sacrifices of humans

starting with you

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